"I hear Taylor, Bean, & Whitaker is coming-out with a killer 'short refi' program!" --Scott Tucker's mortgage marketing blog
Here in Chicago, in the "Roscoe Village" neighborhood, where I live, we're gettin' ready for a mega-street party called "Retro on Roscoe."
A weekend of bands, beer, & food. Chicago has a lot of street parties in the summer.
Anyhow, back to bidness...
I wanted to write to you this morning and let you know that I have it on good authority, that Taylor, Bean, & Whitaker is coming-out with a killer "short refi" program, as a result of the housing bill!
Everyone else's "short refi" is expected to be $#!t, BTW!
So, if I were you, I'd get a hold of yer TB&W rep. TODAY.
Hey, did you know THERE IS STILL NO RECESSION?
Yeah, I know things are harder in the mortgage bidness than they were in the bubble, but let's talk a minute about one key point, that damn near no one else is gonna tell you about...
The U.S. economy GREW 1.9% in the 2nd quarter!
For those of you in Rio Linda, that's 1.9% of growth in just the months of April, May, and June alone!
That's a 7.6% annualized rate of growth!
See, we gotta have 2 negative growth quarters for there to be a recession, and we haven't even had ONE quarter of negative growth!
Bubba, if you let Andy Rooney and the rest of the commies &^%$ with your head, and get you off yer game, then yer really *&^%$#!
Don't let them do that to you.
It's just like last night, when I was watchin' the White Sox game, and they're up like 4 to 0 er somethin' on the Twins, and the Sox' pitcher is letting the runner on 1st mess with his head, faking that he's gonna try to steal 2nd.
"Yer ahead by 4 runs, and yer worried about one base? So worried that yer gonna throw a hanging pitch, and get 2 runs batted in?"
Does that make any sense to you? Not to me!
Bubba, there are STILL a bunch of ways to make BIG duckets in this mortgage market. In fact, I just told you of one in the beginning of today's rant!
Upside down? So what! Short refi!
Hey, on to multiple streams of income, Bubba. Here's info on something you can be doing right along side yer mortgage bidness...
My friend, Ron LeGrand, who teaches you how to pick-up houses on the cheap...with no credit/bad credit, no money, and without personally-guaranteeing the debt...
Ron's comin' to Chicago August 16th & 17th, and you can spend a whole weekend with him for free!
All Ron's asking for is a $100 seat deposit, to make sure you get yer keister there!
I've learned a lot from Ron, and I tell ya, you'd be silly to miss-out on this!
You can go here right now to hold yer seat!
Sincerely, yer short, bald buddy,
Scott Tucker
The Mortgage Marketing Genius(R)
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